
Am I glad I stole a bow tie from some poor sap?
Could I look any better in it if it weren’t stolen?
Of course not, so yes. Yes I am glad some kid is without a bow tie.
Dear boyfriend,
the green room is full of forgotten outfit items, such as bowties, which are always in stock no matter what. i’ve gone through many ars nova shirts and jackets and have yet to shed a bead of stressful sweat. also, you should know that that bowtie is from years and years ago, because tactus’ are not black, but a lovely blue paisley.
Dearest Girlfriend,
I’m flabbergasted as to why anyone in their right mind would have such an underlying devotion to defending a high school’s choir program, or as to why you won’t help me in my efforts to get my tax dollars back by stealing choir equipment?



